Pay no attention to the missile behind the curtain ...

This afternoon, I made a visit to azcentral.com. I immediately knew that underprivileged girls were getting prom dresses.

But I needed a few visits to other news sites to find out that:

-North Korea is threatening war against Japan should Japan have the temerity to shoot down a North Korean missile that enters its air space.
-North Korea is also planning to either send two American journalists to hard prison labor on trumped-up charges, or use them as bargaining leverage against the United States.