Frequent Flyin'

So in the past year, I've had:
-Four Qantas flights
-Four Southwest flights
-Three American Airlines flights
-One Delta flight
-One Jetstar flight.

Based on that, I can guarantee you that the passengers on the Qantas 747 that had a hole blow in its side at 30,000 feet still had a better experience than anyone flying the other airlines mentioned on a routine trip.